Joking Apple

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No 1. Teacher-Name a collective noun.
Eric-Dustman.

No 2. Joe-I'm thirten now!
Jim-Thirteen?But you were only six last year!
Joe-That's right!Six last year and seven this year!That makes thirteen!

No 3. Mum-Where's the sponge I told you to buy?
Smiffy-I couldn't see a good one.They all had holes in them!

No 4. Father-Why didn't you tell me the truth when I asked who broke the window?
Son-I thought ny story was more interesting.

No 5. What's a barbecue?
A line of people waiting for a hair cut!

No 6. Teacher-The people of Poland are Poles;the people of Sweden,Swedes.Can you tell me what the people of Germany called?
Minnie-Yes,Germs.

No 7. Teacher-Why are you late this morning?
Jack-Please, sir,I stopped a fight.
Teacher-That's right ,always be a peacemaker.How did you stop them?
Jack-I punched them both.

No 8. Gentleman-Are you still looking for your lost pound coin,little boy?
Boy-No,my little brother found it.
Gentleman-Then what are you looking for?
Boy-My little brother.